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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
Their published positions, by topic.
How this page works
16 published positions. Each one is quoted exactly from its source, with the date it was published and the date we fetched it; open “Sourced” under any position to see both.
Their own site: www.loonyparty.com/.
Money and cost of living
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged a Summer Ice Lolly Allowance for pensioners when temperatures exceed 70 degrees.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
O. OAPS will qualify for a Summer Ice Lolly Allowance if temperatures exceed 70 degrees.
What this could mean for you
This would apply to you if: a pensioner.
Sourced: Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto)
O. OAPS will qualify for a Summer Ice Lolly Allowance if temperatures exceed 70 degrees.
Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto), The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site). Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy. https://www.loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged to remove VAT on green paint.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
We will remove VAT on Green paint as it adds no value
Sourced: Holborn & St Pancras (Vote Barmy Brunch manicfesto), 9 September 2026
We will remove VAT on Green paint as it adds no value
Holborn & St Pancras (Vote Barmy Brunch manicfesto), The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site), published 9 September 2026. Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy. https://www.loonyparty.com/5406/9643/no-time-for-breakfast/
Healthcare and social care
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged that X-ray machines will be manned by a skeleton staff.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
X. X-RAY machines will be manned by a skeleton staff.
Sourced: Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto)
X. X-RAY machines will be manned by a skeleton staff.
Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto), The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site). Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy. https://www.loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged to reduce hospital waiting lists by using a smaller font.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
NHS…We will reduce hospital waiting lists by using a smaller font.
Sourced: The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto for General Election 2024, 13 June 2024
NHS…We will reduce hospital waiting lists by using a smaller font.
The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto for General Election 2024, The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site), published 13 June 2024. Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy. https://www.loonyparty.com/3515/8736/manicfesto-for-general-election-2024/
Education and universities
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged free university tuition fees for women, extended to men under gender equality laws.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
E. Education. All University Tuition fees for women would be free as we are strong believers in Female intuition. (Due to gender equality laws we would include males as well)
Sourced: Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto)
E. Education. All University Tuition fees for women would be free as we are strong believers in Female intuition. (Due to gender equality laws we would include males as well)
Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto), The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site). Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy. https://www.loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged to reduce school class sizes by seating children closer together on smaller desks.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
K. KIDS will be made to sit closer together on smaller desks in to reduce school class sizes.
What this could mean for you
This would apply to you if: school age (5 to 17).
Sourced: Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto)
K. KIDS will be made to sit closer together on smaller desks in to reduce school class sizes.
Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto), The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site). Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy. https://www.loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/
Environment, climate and energy
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged to ban all footwear made out of coal so that everyone can reduce their carbon footprint.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
All footware made out of coal will be banned so everyone can reduce their carbon footprint
Sourced: Holborn & St Pancras (Vote Barmy Brunch manicfesto), 9 September 2026
All footware made out of coal will be banned so everyone can reduce their carbon footprint
Holborn & St Pancras (Vote Barmy Brunch manicfesto), The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site), published 9 September 2026. Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy. https://www.loonyparty.com/5406/9643/no-time-for-breakfast/
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged nationwide wind farms where breaking wind will be encouraged.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
W. WIND farms will be created nationwide, where breaking wind will be encouraged.
Sourced: Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto)
W. WIND farms will be created nationwide, where breaking wind will be encouraged.
Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto), The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site). Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy. https://www.loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/
Transport and roads
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged an annual 'ROT' test to make sure all roads are car worthy.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
We will introduce a ROT, an annual test to make sure all roads are car worthy.
Sourced: The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto for General Election 2024, 13 June 2024
We will introduce a ROT, an annual test to make sure all roads are car worthy.
The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto for General Election 2024, The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site), published 13 June 2024. Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy. https://www.loonyparty.com/3515/8736/manicfesto-for-general-election-2024/
Immigration and borders
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged to reduce net migration to zero by ensuring that all green nets are secured firmly to the ground.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
Net Migration Reduced to Zero by ensuring that all Green nets are secured firmly to the ground.
Sourced: Holborn & St Pancras (Vote Barmy Brunch manicfesto), 9 September 2026
Net Migration Reduced to Zero by ensuring that all Green nets are secured firmly to the ground.
Holborn & St Pancras (Vote Barmy Brunch manicfesto), The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site), published 9 September 2026. Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy. https://www.loonyparty.com/5406/9643/no-time-for-breakfast/
Explain this (1 term)
- Net Migration
- The number of people moving to the UK for a year or more, minus the number leaving.
Plain-English definitions of what the term means, not whether the policy is a good idea.
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged to replace Border Force employees with GP receptionists.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
Immigration..We will replace employees of the Border Force with GP receptionists. This will dramatically reduce the number of people getting in.
Sourced: The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto for General Election 2024, 13 June 2024
Immigration..We will replace employees of the Border Force with GP receptionists. This will dramatically reduce the number of people getting in.
The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto for General Election 2024, The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site), published 13 June 2024. Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy. https://www.loonyparty.com/3515/8736/manicfesto-for-general-election-2024/
Crime, policing and justice
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party states it opposes capital punishment on the grounds that it is unfair to Londoners.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
C. CAPITAL Punishment will be opposed on the grounds that it is unfair to Londoners.
Sourced: Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto)
C. CAPITAL Punishment will be opposed on the grounds that it is unfair to Londoners.
Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto), The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site). Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy. https://www.loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged to release innocent prisoners in order to reduce prison overcrowding.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
I. INNOCENT prisoners will be released in order to reduce prison overcrowding.
Sourced: Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto)
I. INNOCENT prisoners will be released in order to reduce prison overcrowding.
Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto), The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site). Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy. https://www.loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/
Defence, foreign affairs and the EU
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged that Britain will exit Europe and join the Duchy of Cornwall to benefit from tax exemptions.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
B. BRITAIN will exit Europe and join the Duchy of Cornwall to benefit from tax exemptions.
Sourced: Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto)
B. BRITAIN will exit Europe and join the Duchy of Cornwall to benefit from tax exemptions.
Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto), The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site). Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy. https://www.loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged a referendum on whether the UK should be in or out of Eurovision.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
We will offer a referendum to decide whether the UK should be IN or OUT of Eurovision
Sourced: Holborn & St Pancras (Vote Barmy Brunch manicfesto), 9 September 2026
We will offer a referendum to decide whether the UK should be IN or OUT of Eurovision
Holborn & St Pancras (Vote Barmy Brunch manicfesto), The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site), published 9 September 2026. Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy. https://www.loonyparty.com/5406/9643/no-time-for-breakfast/
Equality and rights
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged to introduce a Court of Human Lefts to make things fairer.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
Legal System…To make things fairer we will introduce a Court of Human Lefts.
Sourced: The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto for General Election 2024, 13 June 2024
Legal System…To make things fairer we will introduce a Court of Human Lefts.
The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto for General Election 2024, The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site), published 13 June 2024. Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy. https://www.loonyparty.com/3515/8736/manicfesto-for-general-election-2024/
On the Electoral Commission’s register
Registered as The Official Monster Raving Loony Party on the Great Britain register since 18 March 1999. It is registered to stand candidates in England, Scotland and Wales.
Registered officers: Leader, Mr Alan Hope; Nominating Officer, Mr Alan Hope; Treasurer, Mr Nick Delves.
The 2 descriptions it may use on ballot papers
- Official Monster Raving Loony Party
- New Monster Raving Loony Party
As registered with the Electoral Commission, checked 28 September 2026.
Who funds The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
No donations to The Official Monster Raving Loony Party were reported to the Electoral Commission for the latest full year.
From the Electoral Commission's register of political finance, including local party branches. Parties must report donations over £11,180 (£2,230 for local branches), so smaller gifts do not appear. Public funds include grants such as opposition parties' parliamentary funding. Search the full register.
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party’s accounts
In its statement of accounts for 2025 (the central party), The Official Monster Raving Loony Party reported income of £4,657 and spending of £3,621, with net assets of £19,929 at the end of the year.
Income and spending, line by line
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party: income, 2025| Income | 2025 |
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| Membership | £4,077 |
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| Donations | £200 |
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| Affiliations | £0 |
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| Fundraising | £380 |
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| Branch | £0 |
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| Transfers in | £0 |
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| Investments | £0 |
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| Property and rental income/office services | £0 |
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| Profit/loss on sale of assets | £0 |
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| Unrealised gains and losses | £0 |
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| Commercial activities | £0 |
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| Grant | £0 |
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| Conference | £0 |
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| Miscellaneous income | £0 |
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| Total income | £4,657 |
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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party: expenditure, 2025| Expenditure | 2025 |
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| Premises | £0 |
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| Office | £1,100 |
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| Branch | £0 |
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| Transfers out | £0 |
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| Staff | £0 |
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| Fundraising | £2,065 |
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| Campaigning | £275 |
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| Depreciation | £0 |
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| Financing charges and taxation | £181 |
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| Disposal of assets | £0 |
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| Commercial activities | £0 |
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| Conferences | £0 |
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| Miscellaneous | £0 |
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| Total expenditure | £3,621 |
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The central party only: local branches and other accounting units above a set size file their own. Prepared on an cash basis. Published by the Commission on 12 July 2026. The statement · the accounts as filed (PDF).
Loans to The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
No loans to The Official Monster Raving Loony Party were reported to the Electoral Commission in Q3 2025 to Q2 2026.
Parties report loans and credit facilities over £11,180 (£2,230 for local branches), including to local branches. From the Commission’s register, checked 28 September 2026.
Campaign spending at the 2024 general election
The Electoral Commission has no national campaign spending return from The Official Monster Raving Loony Party for the 2024 UK general election.
The party’s national campaign, in the Commission’s categories; each candidate’s own local spending is reported separately. From the Commission’s register, checked 28 September 2026.
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