Holborn and St Pancras · number 2 of 15 on the ballot paper
Barmy Brunch Official Monster Raving Loony Party Ballot-paper description. Registered party: The Official Monster Raving Loony Party.
Standing for Parliament in Holborn and St Pancras, polling day 8 October 2026. Has stood 1 time before, on Democracy Club’s records.
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In their own words It's time to get Rid of the Bad Eggs & Political Hams
No Time for Breakfast - No Time for Lunch
VOTE BARMY BRUNCH For a Healthy Holborn & St Pancakes
- All footware made out of coal will be banned so everyone can redu…It's time to get Rid of the Bad Eggs & Political Hams
No Time for Breakfast - No Time for Lunch
VOTE BARMY BRUNCH For a Healthy Holborn & St Pancakes
- All footware made out of coal will be banned so everyone can reduce their carbon footprint
- Mandatory Brunch Hour between 11 and 12
- We will remove VAT on Green paint as it adds no value
- Youth Parliament funding will be protected by reducing the funding of "adult" MP's
- Everyone will be made Prime Minister for 15 minutes in their life
- We will create a transparent Government by replacing all red tape with sellotape
- Net Migration Reduced to Zero by ensuring all green nets are secured firmly to the ground
- We will offer a referendum to decide whether the UK should be IN or OUT of Eurovision
- Larry the Cat to be given a peerage
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Money Published What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged to remove VAT on green paint.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
We will remove VAT on Green paint as it adds no value Sourced: Holborn & St Pancras (Vote Barmy Brunch manicfesto), 9 September 2026We will remove VAT on Green paint as it adds no value Holborn & St Pancras (Vote Barmy Brunch manicfesto) , The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site), published 9 September 2026. Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy . https://www.loonyparty.com/5406/9643/no-time-for-breakfast/
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged a Summer Ice Lolly Allowance for pensioners when temperatures exceed 70 degrees.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
O. OAPS will qualify for a Summer Ice Lolly Allowance if temperatures exceed 70 degrees. What this could mean for you
This would apply to you if: a pensioner.
Sourced: Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto)O. OAPS will qualify for a Summer Ice Lolly Allowance if temperatures exceed 70 degrees. Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto) , The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site). Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy . https://www.loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/
Housing Nothing found Nothing published that we could source on housing and property. That means nothing found, not nothing to say.
Health and care Published What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged to reduce hospital waiting lists by using a smaller font.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
NHS…We will reduce hospital waiting lists by using a smaller font. Sourced: The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto for General Election 2024, 13 June 2024NHS…We will reduce hospital waiting lists by using a smaller font. The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto for General Election 2024 , The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site), published 13 June 2024. Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy . https://www.loonyparty.com/3515/8736/manicfesto-for-general-election-2024/
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged that X-ray machines will be manned by a skeleton staff.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
X. X-RAY machines will be manned by a skeleton staff. Sourced: Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto)X. X-RAY machines will be manned by a skeleton staff. Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto) , The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site). Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy . https://www.loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/
Education Published What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged free university tuition fees for women, extended to men under gender equality laws.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
E. Education. All University Tuition fees for women would be free as we are strong believers in Female intuition. (Due to gender equality laws we would include males as well) Sourced: Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto)E. Education. All University Tuition fees for women would be free as we are strong believers in Female intuition. (Due to gender equality laws we would include males as well) Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto) , The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site). Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy . https://www.loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged to reduce school class sizes by seating children closer together on smaller desks.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
K. KIDS will be made to sit closer together on smaller desks in to reduce school class sizes. What this could mean for you
This would apply to you if: school age (5 to 17).
Sourced: Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto)K. KIDS will be made to sit closer together on smaller desks in to reduce school class sizes. Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto) , The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site). Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy . https://www.loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/
Environment Published What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged to ban all footwear made out of coal so that everyone can reduce their carbon footprint.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
All footware made out of coal will be banned so everyone can reduce their carbon footprint Sourced: Holborn & St Pancras (Vote Barmy Brunch manicfesto), 9 September 2026All footware made out of coal will be banned so everyone can reduce their carbon footprint Holborn & St Pancras (Vote Barmy Brunch manicfesto) , The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site), published 9 September 2026. Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy . https://www.loonyparty.com/5406/9643/no-time-for-breakfast/
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged nationwide wind farms where breaking wind will be encouraged.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
W. WIND farms will be created nationwide, where breaking wind will be encouraged. Sourced: Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto)W. WIND farms will be created nationwide, where breaking wind will be encouraged. Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto) , The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site). Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy . https://www.loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/
Transport Published What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged an annual 'ROT' test to make sure all roads are car worthy.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
We will introduce a ROT, an annual test to make sure all roads are car worthy. Sourced: The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto for General Election 2024, 13 June 2024We will introduce a ROT, an annual test to make sure all roads are car worthy. The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto for General Election 2024 , The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site), published 13 June 2024. Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy . https://www.loonyparty.com/3515/8736/manicfesto-for-general-election-2024/
Immigration Published What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged to reduce net migration to zero by ensuring that all green nets are secured firmly to the ground.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
Net Migration Reduced to Zero by ensuring that all Green nets are secured firmly to the ground. Sourced: Holborn & St Pancras (Vote Barmy Brunch manicfesto), 9 September 2026Net Migration Reduced to Zero by ensuring that all Green nets are secured firmly to the ground. Holborn & St Pancras (Vote Barmy Brunch manicfesto) , The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site), published 9 September 2026. Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy . https://www.loonyparty.com/5406/9643/no-time-for-breakfast/
Explain this (1 term)
Net Migration The number of people moving to the UK for a year or more, minus the number leaving. Plain-English definitions of what the term means, not whether the policy is a good idea.
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged to replace Border Force employees with GP receptionists.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
Immigration..We will replace employees of the Border Force with GP receptionists. This will dramatically reduce the number of people getting in. Sourced: The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto for General Election 2024, 13 June 2024Immigration..We will replace employees of the Border Force with GP receptionists. This will dramatically reduce the number of people getting in. The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto for General Election 2024 , The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site), published 13 June 2024. Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy . https://www.loonyparty.com/3515/8736/manicfesto-for-general-election-2024/
Crime and policing Published What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged to release innocent prisoners in order to reduce prison overcrowding.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
I. INNOCENT prisoners will be released in order to reduce prison overcrowding. Sourced: Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto)I. INNOCENT prisoners will be released in order to reduce prison overcrowding. Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto) , The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site). Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy . https://www.loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party states it opposes capital punishment on the grounds that it is unfair to Londoners.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
C. CAPITAL Punishment will be opposed on the grounds that it is unfair to Londoners. Sourced: Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto)C. CAPITAL Punishment will be opposed on the grounds that it is unfair to Londoners. Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto) , The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site). Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy . https://www.loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/
Defence and the EU Published What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged that Britain will exit Europe and join the Duchy of Cornwall to benefit from tax exemptions.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
B. BRITAIN will exit Europe and join the Duchy of Cornwall to benefit from tax exemptions. Sourced: Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto)B. BRITAIN will exit Europe and join the Duchy of Cornwall to benefit from tax exemptions. Policies A-Z (The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto) , The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site). Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy . https://www.loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/
What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged a referendum on whether the UK should be in or out of Eurovision.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
We will offer a referendum to decide whether the UK should be IN or OUT of Eurovision Sourced: Holborn & St Pancras (Vote Barmy Brunch manicfesto), 9 September 2026We will offer a referendum to decide whether the UK should be IN or OUT of Eurovision Holborn & St Pancras (Vote Barmy Brunch manicfesto) , The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site), published 9 September 2026. Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy . https://www.loonyparty.com/5406/9643/no-time-for-breakfast/
Equality and rights Published What they say Source: Manifesto
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledged to introduce a Court of Human Lefts to make things fairer.
In their exact words Source: Manifesto
Legal System…To make things fairer we will introduce a Court of Human Lefts. Sourced: The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto for General Election 2024, 13 June 2024Legal System…To make things fairer we will introduce a Court of Human Lefts. The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto for General Election 2024 , The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (party site), published 13 June 2024. Retrieved 24 September 2026. Archived copy . https://www.loonyparty.com/3515/8736/manicfesto-for-general-election-2024/
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